Quotes of the week
Check out the funny and poignant quotes from the last 7 days!
"I'm not saying this disparagingly, but motor sport is the only sport where you are actually putting your life on the line every time you do it.
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Murray Walker I'm not saying this disparagingly, but motor sport is the only sport where you are actually putting your life on the line every time you do it."
Saturday 29th November 15:34
Featured in Fortune favours the brave
"Nothing's going to replace football, the banter for one, but what I do now is unbelievable. To work with the world's best players and to be able to help them perform their tricks is fantastic.
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Andy Ansah Nothing's going to replace football, the banter for one, but what I do now is unbelievable. To work with the world's best players and to be able to help them perform their tricks is fantastic."
Friday 28th November 15:10
Featured in Wayne's no meanie
"I have never been ice skating in my life - and never want to go again - and now I know why! I didn't fall over, which sounds quite cool, but it was only because I wasn't going fast enough to fall over.
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Tubes I have never been ice skating in my life - and never want to go again - and now I know why! I didn't fall over, which sounds quite cool, but it was only because I wasn't going fast enough to fall over."
Thursday 27th November 08:58
Featured in They rink it's all over
"I can't have been more than five yards from goal. I swung an expectant right foot and connected. Unfortunately, I kicked the ball onto my left foot - it spun up in the air, and despite my flailing legs as I fell to the ground, I couldn't turn it goalwards. Perhaps more upsetting, was that my teammates weren't surprised.
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Max 'Goal Machine' Rushden I can't have been more than five yards from goal. I swung an expectant right foot and connected. Unfortunately, I kicked the ball onto my left foot - it spun up in the air, and despite my flailing legs as I fell to the ground, I couldn't turn it goalwards. Perhaps more upsetting, was that my teammates weren't surprised."
Wednesday 26th November 11:46
Featured in Caught cold... again
"Sharp-eyed and shameless celebrator Jonathan Walters can expect a tenner, hopefully delivered in person by Steve, but certainly not the 10 grand he might have been expecting. We are generous, but not that generous. And certainly not that rich!
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Soccer AM crew Sharp-eyed and shameless celebrator Jonathan Walters can expect a tenner, hopefully delivered in person by Steve, but certainly not the 10 grand he might have been expecting. We are generous, but not that generous. And certainly not that rich!"
Wednesday 26th November 11:14
Featured in The free tenner!
"The doc had a look at and it was bit twisted up. But he managed to straighten them out because they were dislocated as well.
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Joe Ledley The doc had a look at and it was bit twisted up. But he managed to straighten them out because they were dislocated as well."
Friday 21st November 14:30
Featured in The Bionic Man
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