Soccer AM

About You

Job title Assistant Producer.

What does that entail? Directing shoots, cutting in the edit, and desperately scanning the papers trying to think of something worth mentioning.

Years of service I'm a newby.

Favourite film Ghostbusters.

Favourite show The Fast Show.

Favourite band Radiohead.

Favourite Footballer Cesc Fabregas (this will need to be edited when he leaves).

Which footballer past or present would you compare yourself to? Michel Platini.

Your Idol Jeff 'there's been a goal' Stelling.

Party trick Lying under a table for 12 hours without moving a muscle. Like those blokes on the Southbank...but horizontal.

Describe yourself in ONE word Vintage.

On Your Team Mates

King/Queen of banter Baby Elvis loves it.

Most likely to win a pub quizDave, has knowledge coming out of every pore.

Most likely to cheat at a pub quiz Bobby, he's deserves this for bullying me.

Worst loser Me, I cry every time my lottery numbers fail me.

Natural leader Simon, has the qualities of a General.

Best athlete Graham, nuff said.

Needs to get down the gym Pretty much the whole team.

Gift of the gab Steve, he got some lyrics.

Ladies man James, modern-day Casanova.

First on the dance floor James again, he's got some moves.

And finally, who's the longest... in the edit suite Has to be Rocket, he's always in there.