Soccer AM

About You

Job title Assistant Producer.

What does that entail? Booking guests, interviewing Pele and larking about in silly costumes on Saturday mornings. I've become really good at applying my own mascara - scary.

Years of service 4

Favourite film Italian Job (the old one! Classic).

Favourite show Top Gear.

Favourite band The Foo Fighters.

Favourite Footballer Bruce Grobelaar (past), Steven Gerrard (present).

Which footballer past or present would you compare yourself to? Patrick Vieira (midfield battler).

Your Idol Billy.

Party trick I can recite the German alphabet... as you can imagine, I'm REALLY popular at parties.

Describe yourself in ONE word Jolly (great word, underused).

On Your Team Mates

King/Queen of banter Baby 'bant' Elvis.

Most likely to win a pub quizTrev is number one for sport and music.

Most likely to cheat at a pub quiz James. I think he actually was born yesterday.

Worst loser Steve. Never seen him lose at anything, but I wouldn't want to be there when he does. He's 'ard!

Natural leader Tubes. Calm in a crisis.

Best athlete Baby Elvis is an absolute dynamo - must be the blue suede shoes.

Needs to get down the gym Graham. He harps on about his belly, but when you've put that much money and effort into something, be proud!

Gift of the gab Trev. Cockney geezer - very quick witted.

Ladies man Rocket. Smooth mover.

First on the dance floor Me every time... disco inferno.

And finally, who's the longest... in the edit suite Graham. He's far too comfortable in there. He sometimes comes out wearing slippers!